The s**t hit the fan — nay, friendly skies — on Friday after one passenger aboard a Delta flight found themselves battling with a bout of diarrhea so bad, it forced the airplane to take a U-ie less than halfway through its trip to Barcelona.


Shortly after taking off from Georgia’s Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, the passengers found themselves at odds with their lunch, spewing the contents of their bowels throughout the cabin, a bathroom disaster the captain denounced as a “biohazard issue” while speaking to air traffic control.



“We had a passenger who had diarrhea all the way through the airplane so they want us to come back to Atlanta,” they said. The flight had only reached the state of Virginia before heading back to the Peach State.



Call us crazy, but we'd rather deal with shapeshifters than bowel leakers any day of the week.